It's Not Really About Laura
My cousin Laura is a
writer. She’s been published all over the Internet, and in
newspapers, magazines, and books from small-town
I knew about the book
before it existed. I knew that Laura wanted to be part of it.
I knew about the Mamaphonic website, had heard of Bee Lavender, and had
probably offered to proofread the piece Laura submitted.
Most importantly, I knew
how much the piece beginning on page 110 meant to Laura. I had read Kitty’s
poetry. I knew the history behind Laura’s ache to be a part of Aisha’s life.
I knew what a shock Kitty’s death had been. And I knew the angst over what
Kitty’s mother would think of this piece in this book.
Of course I read Laura’s
piece first. I always do. Cover to cover doesn’t matter with this type of
book. Besides, I know her piece will be the best – partly because I can say
things to myself like, “Yeah, I’ve read Kitty’s poetry, too.” Or in some
cases, “Ah, she changed that paragraph, works better this way, good.”
But mainly because it
really is good. Better than good.
Ok, so the truth is, I
don’t feel that all of the chosen pieces in Mamaphonic
are really in Laura’s league. I like some of them, and I dislike some of them,
but even the ones I like don’t seem to fit
somehow. Maybe I’m biased; I likely am biased, but I don’t think I’m
wrong. Don’t misunderstand – some of the pieces are fabulous and
thought-provoking, and some of the pieces, well, I haven’t even read yet. But
there is enough mediocrity in the book that I started to wonder how some of this
stuff ended up next to Laura.
And I feel guilty for
feeling that way. The same way I feel guilty for really enjoying the music of
Laura’s ex-husband’s band during a period when he was being an ass. So
because I feel guilty, I can’t be specific about which pieces I liked or
didn’t like, or why. And it likely doesn’t matter anyway, because first of
all, who am I? And second of all, everyone should buy the book regardless of
what I say.
I’m a writer, too, by the
way. Well, I make a living as a writer – I often add the adjective
“technical” as an afterthought. I mean, I have to, right? I can’t just say
“I’m a writer” can I? Wouldn’t that be misleading? Well, maybe I can say
that, after all – if you Google me you will find a book with my name on the
spine. If you know what titles to search on, you will find two (count ‘em,
TWO!) books which contain my writing.
But my paychecks come from
a building controls company with chilly offices near
Business card + Google =
writer, right? *shrug*
There’s a pair of
paragraphs in “To-do List” by Fiona Thomson, which I love:
I
don’t know if I’m a writer….I’d like to be a writer. I am writing right
now. Writing. Well, typing actually. I am a typer.
A
typist I guess. An aspiring typist. One who types. Here I am, a typist, typing
and composing the words that I type, so I guess, writing.
I could have written that.
I have thoughts like that. Is what I
do for a living really writing? Does LJ count as writing? What about the bbs?
The little blurbs on my seldom-updated website? Or the long, rambling emails
where I really feel like I’m saying something? Or the stuff I write that I
really do feel is writing, but that nobody reads? Is that writing?
If an essay falls down in
the woods and nobody reads it, did it really make any noise? Ok, well how stupid
is that?
What is writing? But, see,
while I do in fact have thoughts like that, I don’t write them down. Well,
until now. But I’m certainly not sending them in as submissions, or putting
them out there for the public. Unless you are the public, which I guess you are,
so maybe I am.
But only after someone else
did it first. Which makes me not a writer. It doesn’t make me Not A Writer, if
you know what I mean, and some of you do, but it makes me not a writer. Which is
just as fine as anything else.
I like non-fiction because
I think it’s easier, and because nobody has to like it but me. And people come
to me for advice – even, most recently, someone on my bbs who doesn’t even
know me, but must think of me as...if not a writer, then the writing-type.
So I’m a writer, yeah,
and I’m a mother, too. And my whole life is a balancing act. Balls in the air,
some bounce, some break, you know the analogy, right? But I don’t feel like my
writing is a “creative act”. I just go to work and write what they tell me
to write, and sometimes it’s in a foreign language like VBA or engineer-speak,
and they pay me. And when I feel like writing something I don’t get paid for
writing, like right now on this airplane, I just write it down and I don’t
angst about it.
And sometimes I don’t
even bother to come up with an ending.